I cant sleep.
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
When you see it…
it took three passes of this across my dash until I got it and want to throw my macbook out the fucking window
Are you fucking kidding me
you ok there lil’ buddy
click the link.
just click the link
IOH MY GOD
I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE
I am so fucking happy this is back in my life once again
Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video here.
sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow
It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.
Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.
*quietly facepalms forever*
I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods. You can make anything sound gross if you want to.
Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!
Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!
Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!
Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????
Bless all this
The animations god must hate me.
7/14/14 Update: I believe this submission refers to the animation program, Animation Paper, not real paper.
I submitted this to this tumblr.
No…it refers to actual paper just up and crashing on you.
That is when you wake up from your dream.
Or maybe you mean actually crashing, and your papers go everywhere and you loose at least 1 page.
Black metal goat
look me in the eye and tell me that none of the initials in “ITT Technical Institute” already stand for “technical” or “institute”
It’s called that because it’s seperate from the University but still like right on the premises
So it’s the University of Maryland’s college at the University
can we please stop complimenting people by comparing them to ourselves?
“you’re so good looking and I’m just over here like a potato” no. stop.
a compliment is supposed to make someone feel good, not make two people feel bad or awkward.
stop self depreciating compliments 2k14